the future is here and it’s horrible
what am i doing with my life?
That gazebo is so fucked
Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
idk why you’re confused, that poor gazebo needs help
IT GOT BETTER
I’m still trying to accept this ‘you were right’ thing. I thought you were screwing around with me, throwing this at me and ‘This is your person’. But
You weren’t. I can’t believe it. I shouldn’t doubt you. I really shouldn’t.
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I don’t care if this gets 10 notes or 10,000. I promise I will do all of them. Every last one of them.
MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN
EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERFUCKERS”
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what if you kicked the air and your leg flew off
That would be quite allarming